Giant Mutant Gerbil!
By Joel Marxhausen
Who thought such destruction could come from such a harmless creature? I'm the only one-who knows what really happened and I will tell you now.
It was a typical day in
After a while I noticed his water bowl was empty, so I found a well. Little did I know an old can of toxic waste had seeped into the well.
Nothing happened at first but soon I noticed Bob
had gotten
a little bigger. He kept getting bigger slowly at first but then
faster. He
didn't stop until he was 1045 ft tall (1 foot taller then the empire-
state
building). I didn't know what to do so I ran.
Bob started to destroy the city. Soon the army arrived to try and stop Bob. It didn't do any good. Bob ended up eating the them. Then he continued on his rampage. The general (who didn't get eaten by Bob said into his radio,)“Drop an atomic bomb into his mouth by any means necessary!"
The rest of the army (who didn't get eaten either)
had to
shoot Bob a lot so he would roar. Then they dropped the atomic bomb in his mouth.
"THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL" Bob looked like he was he was going to be
sick, then you could hear a muffled boom. Bob took another step and
exploded.
Somebody ran up to the general and asked “Do you
think
anyone who got eaten survived?”
“Don’t be silly” the general said. “That kind of thing only happens in really childish stories written by really bad authors.” Miraculously every one survived.
When Bob exploded the entire city of
Earths core and mutated the Earth itself!
The Earth came to life. A mouth opened up in the
middle of
the U.S.A and an eye opened up somewhere near
The Earth got mad at the Sun so, it tried to punch
it out.
The earth's hand just melted. Because the Earth had touched the Sun the
Sun
mutated. The Sun was mad that the Earth had punched it so it went into
the next
galaxy. Because the sun had left the Earth began
to freeze. Everyone on earth went into an ear, nose, or mouth of the earth and stayed warm closer to the core, and every one magically survived. THE END